Husband: Can we eat outside today? Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking? Husband: Nahi, Bas Aaj Bartan Saaf Karne Ka Mann Nahi Hai!
Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Bunty: What? Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!
Once Rajinikanth went to McDonald's. He ordered a Dosa but McDonald's refused. Since that day, Ronald McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!
Santa: Crime figures show that your car is most likely to be stolen when it's parked outside your house. Banta: Yeah, I know. But mine would never be stolen. Santa: Why? Banta: I park it outside my neighbour's house!